Something Like A Living Will..... (Inspired By Alexis D. Travis)

If I Were To Die Today....... I'd Like For You To Know That I Lived A Great Life. Not Only Have You Walked Into My Life And Made Things Either Better Or Worse....... I Just Want To Thank You Because You Taught Me Something And I Really Appreciate That, From The Bottom Of My Heart. I Have Had The Best Family And Friends A Person Could Ever Ask For, Always Been There When I Needed Them.

If I Were To Die Today, I'd Like For You To Know That It's Okay To Cry. 9 Times Out Of 10, I'll Be Crying Too. Not Because I Will Not Get A Chance To Accomplish Something That I Always Wanted To, Or Because I Won't Get A Chance To Continue To Bug You Every Now And Then Because I Had Nothing Better To Do....... But Because Of The Joy And The Excitement Of The Life That I Have Lived. I'll Be Happy That My Times Has Come, Because That Obviously Means That My Purpose For Being On Earth Has Been Completed.

If I Were To Die Today, I'd Like For You To Know That I'll Try My Best To Be Your Guardian Angel To The Best Of My Ability Only Because While On Earth That's What I Have Always Done... Help (And I Know You'll Need It)! 

If I Were To Die Today, I'd Like For You To Know That, My Belongs Are Not To Be Sold By Any Means, They Should Be Given To The Once That I Cared About Most Or To Someone Who Really Needs It. Why Resell Something That Was Already Bought With My Earned Money?

If I Were To Die Today, I'd Like For You To Know That I Didn't Live A Perfect Life, I Did Do Some Things That May Not Be Appropriate In The Eyes Of Some. However It Was What I Wanted To Do And Although I May Have Not Enjoyed It After I Have Done It.... It Was Something That I Learned From And Now I Know If It Was Worth Doing It Or Not.

If I Were To Die Today, I'd Like For You To Know That You Have Been Quite An Inspiration To My Life, You Have Motivated Me In Some Kind Of Way To Do Something That I Didn't Want To Do But Needed To Do. And I Appreciate That!

If I Were To Die Today, I'd Like For You To Know That I Do Not Want A Long Funeral, I've Never Been The Type To Take Up One's Time And I Don't Want To Be Held Accountable For Someone's Time While I'm Not Even In Existences. I Would Like To Be Dressed In A White Suit, Preferably A Tuxedo (Don't You Dare Get My A CHEAP Linen Suit), A Light Blue Vest & Tie, With White Shoes. Of Course My Layered Underwear Which Goes In This Order, Socks, Black Briefs, Wife Beater, Boxers (Make Sure You Tuck The Wife Beater Into The Boxers, Not The Briefs), Thin Lounge Shorts, Then White T Shirt. I'd Like For My Hair To Be Cut Low As Usual, Box Hair Line In The Back, Pointed Side Burns. My Casket Shouldn't Be All That Expensive However I've Always Like Nice Things So Yea.... Nothing Hideous!

If I Were To Die Today, I'd Like For You To Know That If A Serious Illness Or Injury Should Happen, And Should Become Unable To Make Medical Treatment Decisions I Would Like For The Oldest Living Person Of My First 3 Ladies To Make That Wise Decision, Or The Next [WISE] Younger Person If For Some Reason Isn't Able To Make That Decision. Things To Keep In Mind: If I Am Brain Dead Do Not Put Me On Life Support If There Is Less Than A 50% Chance That I Will Survive, It's Bad Enough Now That I Have Dreams Where I Can't Move Or Talk, I Do Not Want To Be Alive Not Being Able To Do That. If My Heart Was To Stop Beating, I Would Like For The Doctors To Attempt To Restart My Heart Through Electric Shock Or Compression. Breathing Tubes..... Uhhhhh....... If There Is More Than A 40% Chance That I Would Live Then I Would Like For The Doctors To Take Measures To Help Me Breath. All Other Measures Are In Your Hands. 

If I Were To Die Today............ I'd Like To Thank Your For Allowing Me To Love You!

Asia Raishad Lawrence
Wednesday, February 3, 2010, 7:05 EST

(Any spelling mistakes and or grammatical errors were made solely by the computer.)

Can I Borrow $5.00?

(just though i should share this)

A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door.

SON: 'Mummy, may I ask you a question?'

MUM: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the woman..

SON: 'Mummy, how much do you make an hour?'

MUM: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the woman said angrily.

SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'

MUM: 'If you must know, I make  $20 an hour.'

SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON: "Mummy, may I please borrow $5?"

The mother was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.'

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door..

The woman sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the woman had calmed down , and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $5 and he really didn't ask for money very often.The woman went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

'Are you asleep, son?' She asked.

'No Mummy, I'm awake,' replied the boy

'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the woman. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $5 you asked for.'

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you Mummy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.

The woman saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his mother.

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the mother grumbled.

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.

'Mummy, I have $20 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'

The mother was crushed. She put her arms around her little son, and she begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $20 worth of your time with someone you love.

(Any spelling mistakes and or grammatical errors were made solely by the computer.)

Dear Roommate, It's Not That I Don't Like You, I Just Don't Have Respect For You....

Dear Roommate,

     It's Not That I Don't Like You, I Just Don't Have Respect For You. I Know It Sounds Harsh And It May Even Hurt, However You Have Given Me Every Reason To Feel This Way. Yes, It Is Possible To Not Have Respect For Someone But Still Be Cool With Them. Trust Me, There Are LOT'S Of People In This World Who I Don't Have Respect For, Yet And Still We're Still Cool.... But Here's Why I Feel This Way.

     We Both Have Different Things In Common, One We Both Have Girlfriends, We Both Love Our Girlfriends.......Well At Least I Do. Unlike Pain Which Can Not Be Compared Between Two Different People, You Can't Love Your Girlfriend The Way I Love Mine. FACT: If You Allow Your Drunk "Friend" Come Into Your/Our Living Space And Disrespect Not Only Your Room But You Girlfriend Then That Right There Is "RESPECT LOST". A Man Should Never Put His Hands On A Female, NOR Should A Man Allow Another Man To Put His Hands On HIS Female.

     FACT: If You Was To Really Love Your Girlfriend, Then You Would Not Have Other Females Sleeping In Your Bed. Even If You're Not Having Sex With Them (why is she is your bed if your not having sex with her....) She Shouldn't Be In Your Bed That's Very Disrespectful To Your Girlfriend. And I Understand That This Is College And We Are To Have The "BEST TIME" Of Our Lives, However  You Need Some Self Respect For Yourself And Others. "RESPECT LOST"

     FACT: Let's Back Up A Little, You Do Not Allow Intoxicated "Friends" Come Into My Living Space, Punching & Kicking My Furniture, Moving My Furniture Around, Or Anything Else That A Intoxicated Person Does, (i.e. Loud Talking, Aggressiveness, Vomiting, ect.). If Your Friends Does Not Know How To Control Themselves While They Are Under The Influence Or What Have You Then, I'd Appreciated If They Don't Walk Into Valentines Day Of South Hall (Room 214). "RESPECT LOST".

     I Have Every Reason And Every Right To Say The Things That I Have Said. You Are A Very Cool Person. However I Feel As Though Our Living Space Is Getting Out Of Control. No, I Do Not Want A New Roommate Because I Know That This Can Work Because You And I Both Are Understanding People. So To Make This Work I'd Like For A Few Things To Happen.

1. I'd Appreciate It If No One Was To Come Into Room Valentines Day On Sunday's. Sunday's Should Be About Cleaning, Studying, Relaxing, Ect.

2. I'd GREATLY Appreciate It If You Keep your Intoxicated Friends Out Of The Room. Sober = Welcome, Grab A Sit Down. Intoxicated = GET THE **** OUT. Enough Said.

3. I'd Appreciate It If You Would Stop Telling People That I Don't Like You, Those Words Have Never Rolled Off Of My Tongue, In That Order And I Highly Doubt That It Ever Will, So Please Put A Stop To That. (Even Though I Think It's Funny)

4. I Once Heard You Say That You Wanted To Be More Family Oriented... Sadly I Cut You Off By Saying That "You'll Never Meet My Girlfriend, And Although  I Have Every Reason To State That, It Was In Fact Wrong On Many Levels. So With That Being Said, We Can Be More "Family Oriented", I Can Really See You As Being A Brother That Knows My Family.

5. Don't Disrespect Your Girlfriend In Front Of Me. Refraining From Doing This Will Eventually Gain The Respect Back That I Had For You.

I Don't Want To Seem As If I Am Your Father, Or Controlling I Just Feel As Though These Things Need To Be Said. You're A Great Person With Great Ideas, ect ect ect ect.

Sincerely

Asia R. Lawrence

P.S. "If Your Are The Smarted Person Out Of Your Group Of Friends,

Then You Need

A New Group Of Friends"

(Any spelling mistakes and or grammatical errors were made solely by the computer.)

New Seat Belt Law

 

 The Best Law They Could Of Ever Though Of!

And You Call Yourself A President Of Someone's School? REALLY?

SMH!

Quite Funny...

For All My BOONDOCK Fans!

I Love Regina King! She's Frekkin Awesome!